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[Wolfie]

It has been known for many years
that Sex was good exercise,
but until now...
nobody has made a scientific study of the caloric content
of different sexual activities.
Now after "original and proprietary" research
the results are in:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................................12 Calories
Without her consent..............................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands......................................8 Calories
With one hand.......................................12 Calories
With your teeth....................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.....................................6 Calories
Without an erection..............................3,315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris..........................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot........................4,092 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary..........................................12 Calories
69 lying down.......................................78 Calories
69 standing up.....................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow........................................216 Calories
Doggy Style........................................326 Calories
Italian Chandelier...............................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real...............................................112 Calories
Fake.............................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately..............................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If yhou are:
20-29 years.........................................36 Calories
30-39 years.........................................80 Calories
40-49 years........................................124 Calories
50-59 years......................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years......................................7,916 Calories
70 and over...........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..............................................32 Calories
In a hurry..........................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.............5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.............13,521 Calories



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