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Dear Mr. "Wolfie",
On behalf of the US government, we are sending you this friendly reminder to help you stay out of prison. The Dep't of Justice has concluded, after several oversight committees spanning 2 years, that you took our "U.S.A" idea and sloppily used it on a boxing glove logo! Are you INSANE?
The third oversight committee ruled that even though portions of the "U" and "A" were 77% visible, there could be no guarantee that SIAM was mis-spelled, or even that a Cuban (Miamian) wastoid committed a typo. The fourth committee ruled that we could, in fact utilize the term "Cuban Wastoid", along with NAACP, and Associated Salami Suckers (ASS), so long as they were used in context.
We have Democratic Judges, or haven't you heard? We don't need to obey The Constitution, we simply change it. And its people like you Mr. Wolfie, that keeps our US District Attorneys in-practice...circumventing the laws. You are the reason we can't have nice things. You are the reason the Patriot Act will never be revoked. You are hereby put on notice that we will be forwarding our 5th committee's findings to the Congressional Committee of Secret Acts, as we believe that our Department can easily prove that there is a middle finger protruding inside the glove logo.
I'm sure you will be hearing from us after many more years of reviews, debates, and filibusters.
And seriously....Why did i have to login on a PINK REGISTRATION FORM to get on your site!!! SURE, you can almost assume that DoJ personnel are gay, but don't show off!
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On behalf of the US government, we are sending you this friendly reminder to help you stay out of prison. The Dep't of Justice has concluded, after several oversight committees spanning 2 years, that you took our "U.S.A" idea and sloppily used it on a boxing glove logo! Are you INSANE?
The third oversight committee ruled that even though portions of the "U" and "A" were 77% visible, there could be no guarantee that SIAM was mis-spelled, or even that a Cuban (Miamian) wastoid committed a typo. The fourth committee ruled that we could, in fact utilize the term "Cuban Wastoid", along with NAACP, and Associated Salami Suckers (ASS), so long as they were used in context.
We have Democratic Judges, or haven't you heard? We don't need to obey The Constitution, we simply change it. And its people like you Mr. Wolfie, that keeps our US District Attorneys in-practice...circumventing the laws. You are the reason we can't have nice things. You are the reason the Patriot Act will never be revoked. You are hereby put on notice that we will be forwarding our 5th committee's findings to the Congressional Committee of Secret Acts, as we believe that our Department can easily prove that there is a middle finger protruding inside the glove logo.
I'm sure you will be hearing from us after many more years of reviews, debates, and filibusters.
And seriously....Why did i have to login on a PINK REGISTRATION FORM to get on your site!!! SURE, you can almost assume that DoJ personnel are gay, but don't show off!
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