BONES

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Hanging out with friends. Going to see a good movie when I can. Horseback riding and going to the beach. <br />Spending time with my family and my great fiance.<br />I am a huge fan of Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, BONES, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis. CSI etc..........<br /> <br />Johnny Depp RULES!!!

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I start my ......

12 January 2008 - 12:53 PM

I start my teaching internship on Monday

I think I will be with 5th grade so I am excited about it all except for the not getting paid anyhoo closer to graduating and all so all is good

My time will be limited to the fun stuff in life for a while oh well

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:

Julie

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Julizzle

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Purple Horse

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Evaju

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink}

Blue Pepsi

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

Uaanie (WTH)

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (middle name of both parents)

Wyatt Claire

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Snow

Going Away

19 December 2007 - 09:03 PM

Yep I am so gone for a well deserved x-mas break to see my family. http://www.n-raged.c...tyle_emoticons/default/laugh.gif
Looking fowards to some cold weather man oh man the penis state way too hot.

Drum roll please............

When I get back from x-mas break I will be starting up on my teaching internship WOOT! WOOT! man I am like in cloud nine.

OK later y'all

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Santas Bad Day

11 December 2007 - 11:37 AM

The Birth of a Tradition

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
Well............. SANTA TOLD HER EXACTLY where she could stick that tree....
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.