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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Mature Latest Topics</title><link>https://n-raged.com/forum/38-mature/</link><description>Mature Latest Topics</description><language>en</language><item><title>Good heavens...</title><link>https://n-raged.com/topic/1230-good-heavens/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah. He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman.</p><p> </p><p>So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 prostitutes?"</p><p> </p><p>Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, 72 virgins are here in heaven because buttholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."</p><p> </p><p>The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"</p><p> </p><p>... and Allah replied, "Who said they were women?"</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1230</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 08:52:31 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Extreme Fear Factor</title><link>https://n-raged.com/topic/1273-extreme-fear-factor/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>Someone should make an extreme version of Fear Factor.</p><p> </p><p>THAT would be fun to watch... Juggling scissors without handles, injecting each other with unknown substances, sex with masked people where one of them is known to have infections (luck of the draw of not getting that person!) and some other entertaining stuff.  Not to mention Russian Roulette..  Of course, with such dangerous stunts, regular people should never try to participate in this edition of Fear Factor.  Instead, those who are on death row and wish to avoid actually being killed, in hopes of extending their life span and even earning the possibility of parole should be the ones who are contestants on the show.</p><p> </p><p>Watch as they eliminate themselves one at a time for that almighty glory of being the last person alive.  Oh yeah, no one can drop out without being shot and killed.  Once they sign up, they're in until they die.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1273</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 22:42:18 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
