IceBlade Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they gottheir tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,look towards sky, what you see? " "The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomicallyspeaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billionsof planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small andinsignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What's it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto replied, "You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole tent." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BONES Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 That was class man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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