look this and be proud for being male 1 Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2 Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3 You know stuff about tanks. 4 A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5 Monday Night Football. 6 You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives. 7 Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 8 You can open all your own jars. 9 Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. 10 Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind. 11 When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying. 12 Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 13 All your orgasms are real. 14 A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 15 Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. 16 You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go. 17 You understand why Stripes is funny. 18 You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 19 Your last name stays put. 20 You can leave a hotel bed unmade. 21 When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you. 22 You can kill your own food. (From :http://www.raafatrola.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=107:100-reasons-why-its-good-to-be-a-guy&catid=19:men-and-women-jokes&Itemid=4
