Seven reasons why I hate men 1. They think with their penis. 2. Its always about them... if I could count the number of times I have tried to confide in a male friend and they always seem to change the topic or try to compete about it. 3. Emo hair makes you look like a female mate, yeah -NOT God's gift. 4. Oh isn't it just halarious how sarcastic you are, yeah I have failed the test and that patronizing tone just makes me want to get out my aluminium can. 5.Just because I dont think you're attractive does not mean I am a lesbian. 6. They always brag if they do like a sit up. You got off your ass, hurray! 7. Role playing computer games are pathetic! Often guys choose a night in on WoW over seeing their girlfriends..