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  12. Cartoon characters that need to 'do it'

    in Jokes, funny stories, humor and other fun

    Posted · Edited by Lady Night Owl

    Smurfs

    I think this one is a bit obvious. Smurfette needs to just accept that she's the only female Smurf there is (even if you count the Smurflings, there's only the little redheaded smurf, and I get the feeling that deep down, she swings the other way). So being the only female, she needs to be ready to take on at least 4 or 5 Smurfs a day in order to keep up a good rotation so that it's not too far between days of a single smurf 'gettin it'. Of course, their buddy Gargamel could always make several more female Smurfs, which would lessen the load for Smurfette and provide a better rotation for the guys. Either way, they all need to get Smurfed real bad.

     

    http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif My favorite! :P

     

    Either Smurfette gives it up to the guys or they'll all have to go Smurf themselves. :o

    For My Son

    in N*Poets Society

    Posted

    Though they may try

    They can't take you away

    Though you may cry

    I'm with you, night and day

     

    Know that my love

    Is all around you

    From below and above

    And within too

     

    So when you feel torn

    Between him and I

    I love you forevermore

    And your tears are mine

  17. Black Widow Interpretation

    in The Black Hole

    Posted

    Double post - sorry! I'm being lazy I suppose, by not simply clicking 'edit' Ah well, I'm hoping no one is offended by the inverted pentagram that is shown briefly in one of the pictures. :) I was just amused by "MEEEOOOOWWWW!" and "Swiss Owl!" And those aren't the real lyrics BTW - but, I went found those out of curiosity and I couldn't make much sense of them either lol Anywho, I guess this song is too 'wild' for most of you.

  19. Black Widow Interpretation

    in The Black Hole

    Posted · Edited by Lady Night Owl

    Someone decided to have a bit of fun with this...I was cracking up, hope someone else enjoys it. May it cheer you up if you're feeling crappy :P

     

    "MEEEOOOOOOWW!!!"

     


    URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/zSKO08Ea13E

     

    The video caught my eye because I used that snowy owl as my avatar in a few places as well as here when I first signed up.

     

    Must add that I think this is funny in a stupid sort of way ;) :P

  20. Credit/Debit Cards

    in Things in life that suck

    Posted

    Last night, I go to check my banking information online and find that someone used my card number somehow to purchase Yahoo Voice services ($25.00).

    The transaction hasn't even posted yet. (Phew!)

     

    O_o WTF, I rarely even use IM anymore (even though I have like 3 ID's lol don't ask) and have no interest in buying premium services of any kind.

     

    So I called Yahoo - that seemed to work out well. They confirmed that it was an unauthorized charge and agreed to cancel the transaction. Then I called my bank to deactivate the card and have them send me a new one *sigh* which I should receive in about 3-5 business days.

     

    Sheesh, some people are real <insert vulgar insults here>!!! It's a good thing that I keep a close eye on my funds.

     

    Now, I just feel sorry for the next random person that has this happen and isn't aware of it until their checking/savings accounts are wiped out.

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