BONES Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 What I Want in a Man, Original List 1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses with style8. Appreciates finer things9. Full of thoughtful surprises10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)2. Opens car doors, holds chairs3. Has enough money for a nice dinner4. Listens more than talks5. Laughs at my jokes6. Carries bags of groceries with ease7. Owns at least one tie8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally4. Nods head when I'm talking5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public3. Doesn't borrow money too often4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear8. Appreciates a good TV dinner9. Remembers your name on occasion10. Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children2. Remembers where bathroom is3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep4. Only snores lightly when asleep5. Remembers why he's laughing6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself7. Usually wears some clothes8. Likes soft foods9. Remembers where he left his teeth10. Remembers that it's the weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Breathing2. Doesn't miss the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyrat Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 har har har Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 such a nice list.. xD Maybe I should make one too. :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted January 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 such a nice list.. xD Maybe I should make one too. :] I did not write this saw elsewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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