Impress Me...
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
1. Compliment her,
2. cuddle her,
3. kiss her,
4. caress her,
5. love her,
6. stroke her,
7. tease her,
8. comfort her,
9. protect her,
10. hug her,
11. hold her,
12. spend money on her,
13. wine & dine her,
14. buy things for her,
15. listen to her,
16. care for her,
17. stand by her,
18. support her,
19. go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked and Bring beer.
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Posted 25 October 2007 - 01:41 PM
You can never impress a woman.
Not for me.
Show up naked and willing to do whatever I want you to do. If needed, have a little bit of alcohol in your system to be more relaxed but no where close to being near the legal limit. If you're so wasted that you can't even pucker up and kiss, then you can go do yourself outside in the trashcan.
BONES, on Oct 23 2007, 14:26, said:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked and Bring beer.
Show up naked and Bring beer.
Show up naked and willing to do whatever I want you to do. If needed, have a little bit of alcohol in your system to be more relaxed but no where close to being near the legal limit. If you're so wasted that you can't even pucker up and kiss, then you can go do yourself outside in the trashcan.
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Posted 26 October 2007 - 10:36 AM
Wolfie, on Oct 25 2007, 15:41, said:
You can never impress a woman.
Not for me.
Show up naked and willing to do whatever I want you to do. If needed, have a little bit of alcohol in your system to be more relaxed but no where close to being near the legal limit. If you're so wasted that you can't even pucker up and kiss, then you can go do yourself outside in the trashcan.
Not for me.
Show up naked and willing to do whatever I want you to do. If needed, have a little bit of alcohol in your system to be more relaxed but no where close to being near the legal limit. If you're so wasted that you can't even pucker up and kiss, then you can go do yourself outside in the trashcan.
Damn your hard to please
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Posted 26 October 2007 - 02:08 PM
Wolfie, on Oct 25 2007, 15:41, said:
You can never impress a woman.
Not for me.
Show up naked and willing to do whatever I want you to do. If needed, have a little bit of alcohol in your system to be more relaxed but no where close to being near the legal limit. If you're so wasted that you can't even pucker up and kiss, then you can go do yourself outside in the trashcan.
Not for me.
Show up naked and willing to do whatever I want you to do. If needed, have a little bit of alcohol in your system to be more relaxed but no where close to being near the legal limit. If you're so wasted that you can't even pucker up and kiss, then you can go do yourself outside in the trashcan.
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Posted 12 January 2008 - 07:54 AM
Quackster, on Oct 27 2007, 23:29, said:
Blech
Something wrong lou?
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