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[Wolfie]

TRAFFIC LIGHT
Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

DIVORCE
Postgraduate in School of Love.

PIONEER
Early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.

PEOPLE
Some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.

SWIMMING POOL
A mob of people with water in it.

SELF-CONTROL
The ability to eat only one peanut.

SALESMAN
Man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink.

CANNIBAL
Person who likes to see other people stewed.

EGOCENTRIC
A person who believes he is everything you know you are.

FOREIGN FILM
Any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western.

OPTIMIST
Girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

MAGAZINE
Bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

COLLEGE
The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS
Police station, fire department and places that deliver.

OPERA
When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.

BUFFET
A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."