Wolfie Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 TRAFFIC LIGHTApparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches. DIVORCEPostgraduate in School of Love. PIONEEREarly American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods. PEOPLESome make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened. SWIMMING POOLA mob of people with water in it. SELF-CONTROLThe ability to eat only one peanut. SALESMANMan with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink. CANNIBALPerson who likes to see other people stewed. EGOCENTRICA person who believes he is everything you know you are. FOREIGN FILMAny movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western. OPTIMISTGirl who regards a bulge as a curve. MAGAZINEBunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue. COLLEGEThe four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone. EMERGENCY NUMBERSPolice station, fire department and places that deliver. OPERAWhen a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings. BUFFETA French word that means "Get up and get it yourself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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