IceBlade Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face . He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyrat Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 lolThat's great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 That's just wrong... I would guess that the wife never kisses him on the cheek anymore, knowing that in a way, she'd be kissing her own ass. Of course, if she ever needed to kiss her ass goodbye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Night Owl Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Nice one man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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