BONES Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel. The pharmacist fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 wasn't this already posted on here? maybe I was seeing things, Idk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted October 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Here KISS my booty.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 KICK my booty.... *kicks your booty* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted October 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 *kicks your booty* SMACK it ........ http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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