BONES Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Impress Me... HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: 1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. kiss her, 4. caress her, 5. love her, 6. stroke her, 7. tease her, 8. comfort her, 9. protect her, 10. hug her, 11. hold her, 12. spend money on her, 13. wine & dine her, 14. buy things for her, 15. listen to her, 16. care for her, 17. stand by her, 18. support her, 19. go to the ends of the earth for her.... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked and Bring beer. This post has been promoted to an article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 You can never impress a woman. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked and Bring beer. Not for me. Show up naked and willing to do whatever I want you to do. If needed, have a little bit of alcohol in your system to be more relaxed but no where close to being near the legal limit. If you're so wasted that you can't even pucker up and kiss, then you can go do yourself outside in the trashcan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted October 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 You can never impress a woman.Not for me. Show up naked and willing to do whatever I want you to do. If needed, have a little bit of alcohol in your system to be more relaxed but no where close to being near the legal limit. If you're so wasted that you can't even pucker up and kiss, then you can go do yourself outside in the trashcan. Damn your hard to please http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 You can never impress a woman.Not for me. Show up naked and willing to do whatever I want you to do. If needed, have a little bit of alcohol in your system to be more relaxed but no where close to being near the legal limit. If you're so wasted that you can't even pucker up and kiss, then you can go do yourself outside in the trashcan. the trashcan would actually be the better option. you say it like it's a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quackster Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Blech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 Blech Something wrong lou? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reedly Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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