Dish Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. 'I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning, when the barber goes to open his shop, there are many things waiting for him at the door: A thank you card and a dozen roses from the floristA thank you card and a dozen donuts from the copA thank you card and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful" from the Republicanand a dozen democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShoeChef Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Hahaha, pwned. Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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