Dish Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" Don't laugh, he won! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif sorry had to laugh oh hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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