[SX]Burning calories

[Wolfie]

It has been known for many years

that Sex was good exercise,

but until now...

nobody has made a scientific study of the caloric content

of different sexual activities.

Now after "original and proprietary" research

the results are in:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent....................................12 Calories

Without her consent..............................2,187 Calories

 

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands......................................8 Calories

With one hand.......................................12 Calories

With your teeth....................................485 Calories

 

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection.....................................6 Calories

Without an erection..............................3,315 Calories

 

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris..........................8 Calories

Trying to find the G-Spot........................4,092 Calories

 

POSITIONS:

Missionary..........................................12 Calories

69 lying down.......................................78 Calories

69 standing up.....................................812 Calories

Wheelbarrow........................................216 Calories

Doggy Style........................................326 Calories

Italian Chandelier...............................2,912 Calories

 

ORGASMS:

Real...............................................112 Calories

Fake.............................................1,315 Calories

 

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging................................18 Calories

Getting up immediately..............................36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

 

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If yhou are:

20-29 years.........................................36 Calories

30-39 years.........................................80 Calories

40-49 years........................................124 Calories

50-59 years......................................1,972 Calories

60-69 years......................................7,916 Calories

70 and over...........................Results are still pending

 

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly..............................................32 Calories

In a hurry..........................................98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door.............5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door.............13,521 Calories

 

 

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