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A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock,

"For my text today, I will take the words, 'And they fed five

men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand


A member of the flock snicked at the preacher's snafu, raised

his hand and said, "That's not much of a trick. I could do that."

The minister didn't respond. However, the next Sunday he

decided to repeat the text. This time he did it properly, "And

they fed five thousand men with five loaves of bread and two

fishes." Smiling, the minister said to the noisy man, "Could

you do that, Mr. Perkins?"

The member of the flock said, "I sure could."

"How would you do it?"

"With all the food I had left over from last Sunday!"

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