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A chicken farmer went to a local bar... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.


The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"


"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."


"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.


"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"


"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"


"What a coincidence," says the man. I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."


"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"


"I used a different rooster," he replied.


The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."

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