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MEGA Star Wars reference.


Family is watching TV, power goes out, Peter tells a tail which takes you into the Star Wars (episode IV: A New Hope) universe.


Tons of references and comical twists on the main storyline. R2D2 (Cleveland) having pot, C3P0 (Quagmire) having sex with an old fashioned printer and tons of other comical points.


I won't name who played Obi-Wan, because it's just too funny.



All in all, this was probably the best FG episode EVER.

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* ignoring the retard *


Here's the scrolling monologue from the episode last night. It's not a great job, but I did my best to get it looking as close to the original format as possible (sorry, had to be left justified, couldn't help that).

Episode IV

It is a time of civil war,
and  renegade  paragraphs
floating through space.

There's cool space battles,
and  the bad  guy  is  the
good  guy's  dad,  but you
don't find that out 'til the
next episode.

And the hot chick is really
the  sister  of  the  good
guy, but they don't know it,
and  they  kiss.  Which  is
kind of messed up.  I mean,
what  if  they  had  done it
instead of just kissed?

Angelina  Jolia  kissed  her
brother.  Yeah, she did.  You
know  it,  I  know  it,  and
her  dad  knows  it.  That's
why  they  hardly   ever talk
anymore.  You  can  run  away
to Africa, but you can't run
away from the truth.

Oh,  by  the  way,  here's
a tip for you:  when this
is over,  go out  and rent
the movie "Gia." She's way
naked in it, and makes out
with  another  chick  and
everything.  It's awesome.
I stumbled across it late
night  on  HBO  after  I
had  just  got  back  from
hockey,  and  I  almost
faintd.  But I digest...

Princess Leia was coming
back  from  buying  space
groceries   when   this

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It's one of the extremely few shows that got canceled and then due to its popularity, got brought back.


I believe this would qualify as an example of where you are completely wrong.


Either you're a retard or you love Family Guy. Simple as that. B)

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Ok so ignoring the buffoons dislike of this wonderful TV series...


At the beginning of the episode, it was funny (and mean of course) how he told the story of when Meg was born.



Opening from outside the house, view switches to the family sitting on and in front of the couch, watching TV.


TV Accouncer: "We now return to Sunday golf, on CBS"


View changes to show the TV.


Sports Announcer #1: "And Nicholson here, trying to save par. And there's Nicholson's wife. God, is she hot."


Sports Announcer #2: "Look at that rack. There's a downhill line for you."


SA #1: "Ah they're just out there begging to be touched, pleading. How many golf balls do you think she can fit in her mouth?"


SA #2: "I'd hit that one in the rough if you know what I'm saying."


SA #1: "Who are you kidding Greg, you'd *beep* her for a week and then you'd get tired of her."


SA #2: "Yeah, you're right. That's what I do, that's my thing. What a hell of a week though."


SA #1: "Hell of a week."


Nicholson putts, ball goes into the hole and then we see the family as the power goes out...


All: "Ahh!"


Lois: "Oh my god, the power's out!"


Chris: "What are we gonna do now?"


Brian: "Well we could light some candles and read."


Everyone else laughs.


Chris: "Yeah right."


Stewie: "Yeah that'd be great."


Peter: "Yeah read the inside of my butt."


Meg: "We could tell stories. Hey dad, why don't you tell the story about when I was born."


Peter: "Yeah we got halfway home with the afterbirth before we had to go back to the hospital and swap it out for Meg. The end."



Gee, nice story. B)

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[ignore this post, some self righteous idiot reported the videos and they have been removed.]


Some YouTube clippings (that I uploaded of course)...


The intro to the Star Wars parody

URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/DNmGToEtT0o



John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra

URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/ZtxSROeGx3s



'Luke' and 'C3P0' listing to the morning radio

URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/jFuPVK9cN3c



Danny Elfman

URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/2jJ4n-Sf17Y



Old perverted man singing a song to 'Luke'

URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/gLS0u9KdVrs



R2D2 taking out a Tie fighter with a handgun

URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/pPRRwEskW2A



Red Wing fighters checking in

URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/_vEp2Ki_Enk
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