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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?”

 

“I've been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.

 

“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you've had quite a few.”

 

“I did alright,” the drunk says with a smile.

 

“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”

 

“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.”

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wolfie you're dumb.

 

she's talking about the “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.” thing.

 

they are already at that "stage".

 

if I'm incorrect I will feel very stupid.

 

kthxbai

 

 

 

INDEED :D Give her a new car :shiftyninja:

 

Wolfie I so do not recall what I told ya about when I will be getting married ....... In December I did tell you if I can recall that I will be doing my internship.

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