BONES Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?” “I've been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you've had quite a few.” “I did alright,” the drunk says with a smile. “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?” “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.”Quoting your fiance, a few years from now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted October 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Quoting your fiance, a few years from now... What do you mean a few years from now http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 What do you mean a few years from now http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif He's your fiance, and that's what he'll be saying a few years from now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted October 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 ^ Dude we are there already http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 I thought you were getting married in December. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 wolfie you're dumb. she's talking about the “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.” thing. they are already at that "stage". if I'm incorrect I will feel very stupid. kthxbai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted October 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 wolfie you're dumb. she's talking about the “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.” thing. they are already at that "stage". if I'm incorrect I will feel very stupid. kthxbai INDEED Give her a new car Wolfie I so do not recall what I told ya about when I will be getting married ....... In December I did tell you if I can recall that I will be doing my internship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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