BONES Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Pussycats... A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most sensual and passionate ride of her life! As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quackster Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 why did it have to be a jewish lady. >_< and I don't get the joke lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted October 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 I don't write these just find some funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?" ... The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" and I don't get the joke lol..Study both of those lines. His name is Katz, and she asked a question that ended in "cats", almost like she was asking a question and then addressing him by name, so remove 'his name' from the end of the question and see what you get... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 okay I get it now. gracias senor wolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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