A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just plain stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid" replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a nice day."
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- Rioter
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Rioter
- Location:City Hall, Philadelphia
Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:47 PM
Lmao, that's hilarious.
I bet that lady shut up after the greeter said that.
I bet that lady shut up after the greeter said that.
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- n*Forcer
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Raging Sidekick
- Location:Land of pigs and corn.
Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:42 PM
heh.. goodbye old retired man, no supplemental income for you!
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Whining Baby
Posted 18 August 2007 - 09:35 PM
haha I love it
*runs off to find that woman and laugh*
*runs off to find that woman and laugh*
Edited by 999jon666, 18 August 2007 - 09:36 PM.
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Demonstrator
Posted 19 August 2007 - 05:22 AM
Its awesome.
Every musicians fan after the curtain comes down
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- Cusser
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Whining Baby
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