IceBlade Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just plain stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid" replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a nice day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Lmao, that's hilarious. I bet that lady shut up after the greeter said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dish Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 heh.. goodbye old retired man, no supplemental income for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
999jon666 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) haha I love it *runs off to find that woman and laugh* Edited August 19, 2007 by 999jon666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ike Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Its awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blizza Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 hahaha that was great xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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