Have you ever met a stupid teacher who jumps to conclusions? I had a 1 hour detention from my French teacher once, and I hadn't got the detention slip. I didn't want to get a Saturday 3 hour detention for not going to it when I never got the slip. So my friend had a 30 minute detention with her, and so I went with them and I asked her about my detention slip. Heres what happened: ME: I didn't get the 1 hour detention slip. TEACHER: You what? This is a 30 minute detention what are you doing here? ME: I have a one hour detention with you, miss, and I haven't got the slip. TEACHER: What? Go and sit down. ME: No this isn't my detention I'm just asking for the slip. TEACHER: (she finally gets it) What did I give you detention for? ME: Forgetting my homework twice and being late. TEACHER: I forgot about your detention, and it's almost half term. I'll give it to you after half term. ME: Ok. (leaves) I never did get the detention slip. Stupid woman.