Dish Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady ... "I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it comes!'" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well," says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Ouch. Good thing I know how to go to a restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 LOOOOL Ouch that must be like killer pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quackster Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 XD Dude, that must hurt like hell.. plus the rubbish dudes will be in for a suprise >>; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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