BONES Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's Better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that some women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that some women are impossible to please.How true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyrat Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 That is a sad sad joke and not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 ahha wow that was so funny. hey wolfie maybe you should visit the husband store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShoeChef Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Hehe, I actually found this joke really funny.I'll have to show this to my dad, he'll get a kick out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted October 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 ^ coolio good to see some of y'all got a lick outta it http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif My work here is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 ahha wow that was so funny. hey wolfie maybe you should visit the husband store.I hear that the same company opened another store.. "The Grouch".. You should fit right in there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 I hear that the same company opened another store.. "The Grouch".. You should fit right in there...damn right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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