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Read the bolded part below (#4) Source: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/153955557.html I had stumbled across that one time. I couldn't help but to laugh.

So can asexual reproduction of humans.

That's stupid. The guys doing the donating might prefer to remain anonymous. Although they could put the dads name as "Donor 69" or whatever other donor number he is. As for the solo dna.. INCEST!

She's talking about AIM, not MSN.

Yeah, try the block option.

No no, he's a guy.

Just remember.. Any guy that you think is ugly.. Compare to that picture, and suddenly, the guy you thought was ugly will suddenly seem attractive.

Something like that is fine. It's coming on here and making posts trying to drum up sales, business or activity for another site that isn't allowed. Having a signature with links are ok, so long as the signature isn't big as life and also isn't the reason for making posts. (Someone making a post saying "Look at my sig" will find their sig quickly edited to remove advertising) It's one of those where it's hard to make a firm rule because it'd still be argued as to what is or isn't considered advertising. Link to a youtube video (such as Steffi's), where it's something goofy or whatever, that's fine. Even someone with a modest link to their own site is ok. But a link, where I determine the only purpose of the signature and posts are only to get free advertising, and it's against the rules.

Only when I'm not the one doing the snoring.

What makes you think that she didn't try? I wouldn't be surprised if she went to one and all the containers of sperm jumped about in pure fear.

Original source: http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/12/18/missouri.fetus/index.html

Yeah that's right, I'm going there... Actually, I sympathize for that ugly 19 yr old girl (Lauren Gash).. She wants a kid but is too ugly to get laid. What's an ugly beast to do?

http://www.n-raged.com/forums/uploads/remoteimages/368-37.jpg Lauren M. Gash, 19. She's the main one who was telling people she was pregnant. She's the one in blue in the other pictures. No, no one is desperate enough to do her, obviously. http://www.n-raged.com/forums/uploads/remoteimages/368-38.jpg Alisa D. Betts, 17. She looks like she just had a kid.. Or won an "All The Twinkies You Can Eat" contest. She's the whale in the white in the other pictures. http://www.n-raged.com/forums/uploads/remoteimages/368-39.jpg Amanda Howard, 18, the preggy girl. She's not too bad looking. Not the prettiest girl in the world, but she's no where near being ugly. Those other 2 girls though are oooogly... Also read here: http://www.n-raged.com/index.php?showtopic=53 I'll add more pictures as I find them...

I warned you... siren.wav

You should try gmail. It's the best. As for viagra.. Let's just say that it helps to guys stay "pumped up" and "ready for action".

...or you could spit it.

I changed it the same day she made the topic.

PM me with your email address. I'll send you a g-mail invite so you can switch all your mail to there. So far, it's the best email service I've come across. It's free, and the spam catching is amazing. You will have to set up some filters to get some of the spams, but for the most part, it's hassle-free emailing. Also, nearly 3gigs of email storage. So you never really need to delete anything, except clean out your trashcan and spam box once in awhile, but that's only if you want to clean it out. I don't need viagra, thank you.

Seriously, the best way to control them is to do just that.. Control them. Ask who it is. If they refuse to answer who they are, then they are actually refusing to talk to anyone, and you can tell them that they are not to call back if they aren't willing to identify themselves. If they call back anyway, tell them that you're going to call the cops if they don't take the hint. I've never had to take it to that point, but that's because it always stops at the first level of control. Way I see it, they are inviting themselves into your home. If someone knocked on your front door, and then tried to shove their way in when you opened it, would you let them? No, you'd block them and tell them to leave. The phone is no different. Once you answer, they are a guest and need to show the proper manners to you. They refuse to tell who they are? Ok bye! *click* If they want to talk to a certain person badly enough, then they'll answer the questions and then pray that they get through. If they try to bully you by saying it's none of your business or by trying to avoid the question like you don't have a right to know, just remember.. You can hang up on them. You're not working for a business, they are. You can hang up on them and who cares what they think of you for it? Of course, being in the U.S., I'm signed up on that "Do Not Call" list, and my gosh the calls have actually come to a near dead stop. It's wonderful. Those few calls that do come in though are either dealing with non profit organizations, or a business that has a legit reason to be calling. Once in awhile there's the rare solicitor, but they get shooed off rather quick. Anyways, simple thing to remember - they are a guest. They either kiss up to you or they talk to Mr. Dial Tone. So don't feel nervous about asking who it is. If they have a problem with it, then that's their problem, not yours.

I don't see a flood here, so I'm not worried about it.

--> *answers phone* --> "Who's calling please?" --> "Who are you?" --> "Well then you won't get to speak to (who they asked for)." --> *hangs up* After growing up with phone spam, I've learned how to handle them. They call, I act a bit like a secretary. If they're calling for legit reasons, ie a call that is expected/wanted, then they'll answer the question(s) and the call will continue. Otherwise, they get stopped right up front. If it's someone that is expected, then it's their own fault for not answering who they are. If they do answer who they are, the next question is, "What is this in regards to?". If they answer with anything along the lines of an offer, survey, etc, then they're stopped right there. Also 90% of the time, being told that they're not selling anything is just a lie. If it's an expected call, they'll announce what it's about and it'll be something that is already in progress. House work, planned event, order status, etc. Have fun with those that say that they aren't selling anything. The most fun is when they say that and then right away talk about how for a certain amount of money, blah blah blah. That's when you stop them and be like, "You said you aren't selling anything, and then you start off with trying to sell me (insert product/service here). You just basically lied to me, so you just lost a sale. Good bye." Way I see it, true that they wouldn't have gotten a sale anyways, but if I would have been someone who would have made a purchase, I'm certainly not going to buy from someone who lies to make the sale.

Sneak an extra slice of cheese on the "dbl qtr pounders w/cheese", and the customers will love you.

You need to slow it down in the middle. After it says, "Don't get mad", the "Get N*Raged!!!" goes by a bit fast. If anything, that's where you want it to linger a moment, then have a complete message "Get enraged at n-raged.com" or "Let it all out at n-raged.com". Also, the beginning, where it's a lot of 'commotion', you want to give someone a chance to read what it's saying. Catch the viewers eye, give them a chance to realize what they are looking at, and then in the final part of the message, a catchy phrase with the site's url. Also, the very first frame of it having the web address is a good idea (not that I've used it myself), so that if someone sees it without animation, they'll still get the site url. Idea is to get the site's url to them, then have the attention getting. If it doesn't animate, they still see the url. If it does, then it plays for them. Other than needing to adjust the speed though, it looks rather decent.