Dish Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven." "You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor." The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 His life was in jeopardy. He was praying for his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Oh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dish Posted August 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Oh...*sigh* you whipper snappers and your lack of clean humor sense.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Whipper snappers lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dish Posted September 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Whipper snappers lol.That's right. That's how us old farts talk. Respect yer elders, you whipper snapper you! *shakes cane* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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