Dish Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. There was no sound.He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom." The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in.They listened for some time and never heard a sound. Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it. One man spotted a rail-road tie nearby. They picked up the tie, grunting and groaning, and lugged it to the hole. They tossed it in. No sound. All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were amazed.About that time, an old hayseed farmer came out of the woods and asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed...they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods and run and leap into the big hole. The man asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.The old farmer said "naw, that can't be my goat...he was chained to a railroad tie." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quackster Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 poor goat.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 I wanna know more about that hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Aww, I feel bad for the goat. :[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Forget the stupid goat, what's the deal with that hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 The goat is not stupid. :[ That hole is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quackster Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Forget the stupid goat, what's the deal with that hole? xDD If there was a big black hole in the middle of the road, I would push all my enemies and a few teachers in it. Idk whats up with that hole.. The goat probably fell into the core of the earth and burned to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 I would push Wolfie into it head first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quackster Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Then he'd come back up in ghost form and haunt you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 He already haunts me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 I would push Wolfie into it head first...I'd have already tossed you in, so keep dreaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 I'd have already tossed you in, so keep dreaming.Yahh right, I can bet 50 bucks I'm stronger than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Yahh right, I can bet 50 bucks I'm stronger than you.Ok, gimme the $50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Ok, gimme the $50.I'm stronger. You lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 No. You're wrong, not strong. You owe me $50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Yah, whatever, you don't even know me. GOSH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Yah, whatever, you don't even know me. GOSH.The only thing strong about you is your spoiledness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT F****ING SPOILED!! You're the spoiled one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 -We all have our own tv (plus one more), computer, game system, etc. We don't have to our wait turns for anything. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT F****ING SPOILED!! You're the spoiled one.Yeah ok, you're not spoiled... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Whateverrr.... Go kill yourselfffff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quackster Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 No don't kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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