Wolfie

I remember this show. Many might remember it from Disney. A look at IMDb shows that it was on from 1984 to 1993. Sort of a pre-series video/opening, I think for the video that came out prior to the series being released (1983) URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/9U7jKYOzXoY Theme from the beginning of the series (1984) URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/HnsHpPNltBw 1985/1986 URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/Db74N6gPeAc 1987 URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/4dmf47_qff0 1988 URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/sOxkMsBVqlM 1991 URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/xO3E1UD0qCA and 1993.. Gee, I wonder why it got canceled.. (note sarcasm). Watch at your own stomaches risk URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/7ME4vGAU0gU Some nifty trivia... Stacy Ferguson, probably best known for being a member of the Black Eyed Peas, was one of the original cast of the show and remained in the show for 5 years. She was also the voice of Sally in a couple of Charlie Brown specials. Renee Sands was also one of the original but was only in for 3 years. She and Stacy were part of a trio group called "Wild Orchid" later on. Martika had a #1 hit in 1988/1989 with a song called "Toy Soldiers". Mario López, best known for playing A.C. Slater in the show, Saved By The Bell, was a dancer in the series. Jennifer Love Hewitt, who I'm sure is well known for being in "Party of Five" and currently in "The Ghost Whisperer", as well as playing Liz in the 2 Garfield movies. Hey, I didn't say it was USEFUL trivia, only nifty.

URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/2ngUdLnhAFE

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URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UDxwb2GYGU

I sense much anger in you, young padwan.

Do tell.

Why'd you do that?

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he could relax. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put some vodka in the water pitcher. When I start getting nervous, I take a sip. After a few sips everything goes smoothly." The next Sunday the new priest put the suggestion into practice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink, then proceeded to talk up a storm. He felt great! However, upon his returning to the rectory, he found a note from the Monsignor. It read: I said SIP, not gulp. There are 10 commandments, not 12. There are 12 disciples, not 10. We don't refer to the cross as the "Big T." The recommended grace before meals is not "Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. YAY God!" David slew Goliath, he didn't "Kick the shit outta him." Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. Don't refer to Jesus Christ and his apostles as "J.C. and the Boys." When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me." The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost are not "Big Daddy, Junior, and the Spook." The Virgin Mary is not "Mary with a cherry." And last, but not least, next Wednesday there is a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's Church, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's Church.

Wolfie is random. But then, Wolfie doesn't have to tell people that. Although I get what Hanner is saying.. People who schedule time to be spontaneous aren't being spontaneous and can't claim that they are.

I wasn't meaning it like "get over it", but more like, "it's an unfortunate part of life". But in short, it does suck.

No. Have you ever cracked a fart that was so awful that it brought tears to your eyes?

Yes. Shemale.. Um.. Without getting technical or gross.. Waist up is female-ish (ahem, chest region), below waist is male-ish (ahem, groin region). Have you ever hit your funny bone?

No but I've wanted to. Ever met a shemale?

No but I've wanted to. Ever gotten molested and liked it?

Yes, delivering newspapers on a bike. Ever had to pee so bad that you used a kitty litter box?

You're pure evil. Mean you are.

Probably told it to someone who reworded it to clear it up.

Ok.. NOW I get the context she meant it in. "dating" as in labeling with a date, not dating as in going out. No wonder that confused me and I had to ask her about it. By the way, if anyone is wondering, I added it so you can include YouTube videos into posts. Just go to a youtube video that you want to include, and get the video id (it's not that hard to figure out) and then include it inbetween the youtube tags: [youtube]{video id code here}[/youtube]

Would like to keep it PG/PG-13 rated, not NR/X rated.

Hey I like lots of songs that are older than me. Age of the song has nothing to do with my age. Nice try though.

Just ignore her Eloise. She loves to be grumpy and find reasons to complain.

Either because they needed points or because they didn't have sound, gosh.

You were complaining from the very beginning, sheesh.