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That's why you have to plan it out. She's gonna miss something eventually. Yeah ok, you keep telling yourself that.

It's called copy/paste. I meant complaining in the way of pointing the finger at you. Make sure it's something you can't be blamed for because she can't prove you did it. Even better. Then you can find something every so often that you know she doesn't want to lose, and then toss it in the trash. By the time she realizes that it's missing, it's way to late. She wouldn't be able to say it's your fault, because after all, her mess, her loss. I presume you mean for the hand in warm water trick. Make sure that it's a comfortable temperature and not one that would startle someone. Then after doing that, get out of there quick. I'd recommend doing a search about doing that, so you'll know how to make the trick work best. That's the idea. Just she wouldn't be yelling at you because you'd make sure it seems like something your sister goofed up on. Aye. Which explains why you act spoiled.

Ouch. Good thing I know how to go to a restroom.

Forget the stupid goat, what's the deal with that hole?

Just do the little things that make life miserable for her that she can't really complain about. Eat that last piece of cake that you know she'll want later, but don't let her know. Randomly 'forget' to tell her about some missed phone calls (the more important, the better). This works really well if you're normally really good at passing along messages. After all, no one is perfect, right? When no one will be the wiser, go into her room and misplace one or two things. Then, when she goes looking for them, it takes her a couple of minutes to find them. This is a way to waste their time and they think nothing of it. If you know she'll be using the phone/tv/etc, go start using it before her so that she has to wait her turn. This only works if you can believably act like "How was I supposed to know?" If it's made known in front of you and others see that (ie, your parents), then it won't work. Overhearing her say it, but no one knowing you heard it, is what you want to make use of. Even if you have to end up letting her have her way, it adds a minor annoyance to her. When she's in a really deep sleep, dip her hand into some warm water. The results will be embarrassing for her. If she's on the phone with a guy she likes a lot and you know who it is (by name at least), then be like "Talking to your boyfriend (insert name of another guy she knows) again?" You have to play it by ear at this point, but some key items:Listen for her to be like, "My boyfriends name is (some other guy)". Then you can say the same thing when she's talking to her boyfriend. If she says that the guy on the phone is her boyfriend, be like, "Oh I thought you were talking to your other boyfriend." If she says she doesn't have a boyfriend, be like, "That's not what you said to him an hour ago." It's best to walk away after chirping in the 2nd part, so that she'll either have to argue with you (leaving the guy hanging on the phone and might hang up on her), or let you get away with it. [*]When she has a really important function to attend early in the morning, wait until she's dead asleep and then turn her alarm off OR set it to be 12 hours later. Instead of 6AM, set it to 6PM. Don't do more than once a month. [*]Something else you can do when she has something important to attend is to sabotage it somehow. Big dance? Find a way to make the crotch area look slightly darker than the rest of the dress (best if close up looks normal). Others will talk about how she wet herself. Playing in a band? Dip the mouth piece in vinegar for a few hours (or if it's a hands only instrument, a few teeny dots of honey where her hands will be). [*]If someone calls for her and she's asking you to tell them that she's not there, be like, "Why would I tell him you're not here when you're right in front of me?" Then a second later be like, "Ooooh I get it, you're avoiding him. Ok." and then get on the phone and be like, "She's not here right now." or "She said she's not here right now." I'd recommend not repeating any of them more than once a month at most. Might not change her attitude, but if done right, she should whine and complain a lot to the point that maybe your parents will tell her to stfu and grow up.

I wanna know more about that hole.

That's when you argue about it.. "Oh, so now you're gonna punish me because I don't want to be raped and killed?" Said in a very loud voice so that others will hear you. Trust me, when that teacher is busy explaining why she wouldn't put your safety first, and then punished you more because you weren't being stupid, it'll have a severe impact on your punishment. Namely, what you did will seem like nothing and it'll get tossed aside (or at the least, made acceptable to you and your safety). People hate being put on the spot to explain something, even if they are right.

So how old is this prize-winner?

Just be honest. "She insulted me so I insulted her back, not my fault that she can't stand the taste of her own medicine." Next up, just tell them flat out that how they treat you is how you'll treat them. If they want respect from you, then they will NOT disrespect you. If they have a problem with that, then that's their problem, not yours. (Let them know that to. If they don't like that, then tell them to not be rude to you and there won't be any problems. Gives them an easy way to avoid problems they can't handle.)

No to that but for me, yes to this: Have you ever wished so badly that you could punch someone in the face just to curb their stupid freaking attitude problem by making them realize that you won't tolerate it, but didn't because you didn't want to go to jail?

His life was in jeopardy. He was praying for his life.

I'd rather face 50 Wolfies, because 50 of me would be so freaking awesome! Would you rather have a whole cucumber shoved down your throat, or up your butt?

You should have said, in a loud voice so others can hear, "So you want me to get raped and killed instead?!?" Then it'd be on the teacher to explain to her coworkers (when they finally hear about it) why she would make you take that risk instead of punishing you some other way or on some other day when it wouldn't endanger your life.

As opposed to an expensive tramp? If someone says anything to you, just be like, "I can think for myself because I use my brain, what's your excuse?"

I could always make it a topic in the news forum.

Awkward is bumping into a stranger at the airport, hitting it off great, renting into hotel rooms next to each other, getting it on (sex), then right after sex, while still nakkie in bed, finding out that you're both there to attend the same gathering because you're both directly related (bro/sis) and didn't know the other existed. For the record, this didn't happen to me. Too easy.

I can think of at least one member on here who will more than understand where you are coming from.

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I wouldn't blame that on the maps.

I think I tried using that as a pick up line once. Thankfully, I was able to outrun her boyfriend. (Okay that didn't really happen, but the thought was funny.)

Wolfie is NOT amused. My car is NOT ugly, thank you very much.

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