Wolfie

Heartattack

Chicken

Sort of, but it's more where you would simply approve/deny those who apply to be members. You could also select to have it create a forum which would then allow only members to view and post to it (as well as site staff members). I don't think the announcements nor the memberlist would be private though, so keep that in mind if you were to decide to approve someone you know (or think) isn't old enough to be part of the group, because others might fuss about that, despite the fact that the group leader gets to decide who joins or not. Interesting naming concept there... http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif If you decide to alter it some where it wouldn't be strictly age based, but more maturity based, you could call it N*Mature.. Has a certain ironic ring to it. At least then, you could selectively include those under 18 or exclude those 18+ with the disclaimer that it's not age based. But as I mentioned above, even with age based, it's still up to the group leader on who to approve/deny access to.

I slow down for tailgaters until they either get the hint and back off, or think that they came up with a brilliant idea of changing lanes to pass me. Happened yesterday in fact. Driving somewhere, this hotshot lane changing idiot ended up behind me. Got right up on me so I slowed down. Eventually, he merged to the left lane, then as the rest of the traffic passed, he passed me. Then a few cars up he merged back to the middle lane and then quickly into the right lane so that he could get onto the exit ramp. All this in the span of approximately 1 mile. Oh and distance behind him (while he was getting onto the off ramp) was nothing. In fact, I was matching his location as he was slowing down. All that to end up in the same spot he would have if he had slowed down some. Now for the punchline... He had a girl, about 7 or 8 and that I presumed to be his daughter (I hope not), in the backseat. I don't know if she was even properly secured in because she looked to be between the right and center seats. So unless that's where the right seat would be, she was just sitting freely, which is pure stupidity.

Sailor

It's not me so hush.

http://www.n-raged.com/forums/uploads/monthly_09_2007/post-1-1190353955.jpg The Cat In The Hat On Aging I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh, my God, what can I do? My memory stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad -- can you tell? My body's drooping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass

"Hey mom, I'm not cool enough to drive myself.. Could you drive me somewhere so I can do a drive-by shooting...?" "Hun, you're 21, you need to get your license already.. I'll do it one more time but that's all..."

Jay Leno dissed the guy real good... Showed a small part of the clip (so you knew who he was referring to) and then was like, "That's a guy?!?"

Crap

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20894911/ It's one thing to encourage your kid to stand up for his/herself if other things aren't working (ie, talking to the parents, school office, etc), so that your kid won't become a bully-magnet. But to encourage them to instigate a fight days AFTER it happened?!? OMGosh that woman should have her kids taken away from her!

I'm all for law enforcement, because they help to maintain the peace. However, there are some that don't seem to realize that they are NOT above the law. They are only supposed to help enforce it. URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/MKm6_4PEfyU

getaway

This is still funny... URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/kHmvkRoEowc This one is funny too... URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/6K4YZxsVVbI And of course, this one... URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/M1_NZtG_v5c

Just watch it. Gotta love this guy. URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/x5nb7EePsqU

tshirt

Maybe it's the food you're giving him. WAHHHHH (this shit is nasty mommy) WAAHHHWAAHHHHH (where's the pizza and beer?)

Character? Now I'm from some TV show or something?

surfer

Not that I'm saying "no" to that idea, just giving a list of problems: The word filter would still apply. It applies to all forums, so filtered words would still be filtered. How would I know for a fact that someone is 18+? They could claim to be and even act like it, but could still be 17. If you include 17 year olds (hey they're practically 18), then that would basically turn it into NC17, at which point, there could be 16 year olds that would be like "Hey I'm practically 17". There are some 18+ that aren't mature enough to handle 18+ topics. On the other hand, there are some 15+ that are more than mature and intelligent enough to handle it. I'm sure the obvious sticks out on this one. Each person would have to be added manually, making it more work. Potentially offensive jokes would still be potentially offensive. The point of adding PO is to warn the reader before they read it. If they choose to read it and then get offended, their fault. Not enough members to make it worth the effort as of yet. There are other reasons, but I need to bail for now. One idea you might think about though. Make an adult's only N*Group.

Sucking

That's 2 words.

kiss

mouth

leg