fluffyrat

That's messed up!

True (to an extent) I hate driving in torrential downpours. The person underneath got stuck at Wal Mart because of torrential downpours.

True. That stuff is tasty. The person underneath is constipated.

Wow, someone was on a powetrip!

Prejudice

car

police

FALSE! I'll KICK someone if they tickle me. The person underneath has anger management issues.

Tramps

I feel so badly! I let Landon nap on my bed, which isn't a new thing. He naps on my bed all the time. I was laying in the bed but not looking right at Landon. When I turned around, Patches was in the bed. He knows he's not allowed in the bed with the baby and when he saw me he hastened to get off the bed. The problem was that, in his haste, he failed to watch where he was going and stepped on Landon's face! OMG...my poor baby. I'm talking 70lbs of dog walking right on my tiny, 12lb buddy's face! The dog knew he was in trouble and just went and put himself in the corner, seriously. Landon looked at me with this awful look like I'd totally betrayed him for about 30 seconds and then let out in an all out wail. Then Patches started crying too! Landon's cheek IMMEDIATELY started to swell and he was shrieking horribly. (I would be too.) I called my mom to make sure an ER visit was warranted. She said to take him but to put ice on it until I got there, good call Mommy! The ice pack stopped the swelling and calmed him down a bit. I was just worried that with that much weight, something might have been cracked or broken. Anyway, the doctor checked him all out and said that everything seemed fine and nothing felt out of place. She said to really see the facial bones they'd have to do a CT scan and it really didn't seem that that was warranted as he was no longer showing signs of pain (just minor discomfort) and she couldn't feel anything obvious. So we're home now and I am supposed to watch him for signs of a head injury for 48 hours. Mostly make sure he can be awoken every 3 - 4 hours. I feel SO bad! I can't believe this happened. And my poor Patches is STILL pouting. I know he didn't mean it but I think he thinks I'm going to take him back to the shelter! :'(

The ER doc took notice of it tonight and said to give him a lot more tummy time. *sigh* I all ready give him tons even though he hates it. (I'm still asking his doc about it though.)

School

FALSE! The person underneath had been in a car wreck.

Punctuation

My mom and I noticed about a week ago that my son's head is getting FLAT on the right side toward the back. Now that I've noticed it, it just won't stop bugging me. I TRY to turn his head the other way but he always turns it back. I'm so upset. *sniff* I don't WANT him to be a flathead.

Daily

Basic

coffin

HARSH! Anyway, back to the game: Weeper

Awww...that SUCKS! Does the teacher offer extra credit assignments?

Wolfie

Suicide

Yeah, maybe I'll just steal someone else's, LOL! j/k

How sad. If you're worried about losing the key, get a combination lock? I'm sorry your stuff got stolen. It sucks. I know how you feel...my trash is really piling up, LOL!

irrational