BONES

^ with good reason. customers

love

^ coolio good to see some of y'all got a lick outta it http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif My work here is done.

^ Not in the mood to repeat myself anyways just a little: As for the US sucking ass in so many ways ya know it does hell man just look at the fool we have in office, our health care stinks just for starters ....... if people do not see how this country stinks they need to get their heads outta the sand and pronto ....... Do not get me started on how the jackass has freakin' screwed up the US him and his pal Dick PLEASE !!! I have family members in this lame lie of a war oh enough It is Friday and I am in a great mood and want to stay that way. The stupid chick at my docs front desk did the screwing up NOT my doc ...... it is what it is Just seems in other countries you need to see your doctor your in asap unlike in crap ass AMERICA!

False The person underneath is looking to have a good weekend.

sexy

SMACK it ........ http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

It is what it is Wolfie ...... Just messing with ya http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/devil.gif

^ You would have to censor me big time dude.

^ Dude we are there already http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's Better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that some women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day.

True The person underneath has a bad temper

He is a big boy he can take it

not in the mood to study.

What do you mean a few years from now http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

clumsy

I am digging this semester have the mornings all for me so chilling now .... meh I have to study and off to my classes.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: [gives Temperance a gun] This is only for self-defence Dr. Temperance Brennan: What part do I aim for? Special Agent Seeley Booth: Any part that isn't me. From one of the BEST TV shows on NOW ~ BONES.

Wolfie ya know there is NO LOVE lost with how I feel about Bush. I have friends that live in the UK and yeah they tell me that the health care there is awesome yep US stinks.

Are they still friends I mean after hooking up with you

KISS my booty....

Bush

Subject: Employment A guy goes to the US Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The Hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?" This is a government job," the interviewer says. For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls.".................. "No point in you hanging around doing nothing .

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?” “I've been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you've had quite a few.” “I did alright,” the drunk says with a smile. “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?” “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.”