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The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived. "Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!" For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?" Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine. "Vote for Hillary, Vote for Hillary." Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive

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Thanks for da pic Wolfie and no I find nothing wrong with the mag.

smart

Nope still not a fluffing da rat.

Dream Police......IMP (Cheap Trick)

I just post them up

*walks in reads....scratches head and walks out*

football

Dude I am gonna have to see it again I do not recall

You or Marie Osmond..... http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

False The person underneath is looking fowards to dressing up for Halloween.

I have not seen the mag so I am wondering what is the big deal .... I mean a Cosmo mag WTH most 5 and 6 year olds reading levels are not that great.

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False ... we live really close to the beach and I love it. The person underneath is really great with numbers.

forgetting

I watched it could not help myself It was freakin' funny man loved it I can not wait for part 2.

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot replies, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "WOW!" the guy exclaims. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this. How do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't you!?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion." The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that." "Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!" The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nighty and kissed him passionately." "WHAT?!" the guy asks incredulously. "Then what happened?" "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty and began petting her all over" reported the parrot. "My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?" "Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and began to lick her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down . . ." "WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?" "Damned if I know! I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"

False The person underneath is over 30.

words

Warning....DO NOT...DO NOT click the link below if you'd rather wait for Nov 4th...watch it on Nov 4th and when it airs on Adult Swim... So this is it.........Wait for it or see it now: http://familyguynow.com/watch.php?id=604

Marie Osmond Collapses On 'Dancing With The Stars' http://omg.yahoo.com/marie-osmond-collapse...stars/news/3324 OK like the biotch in me laughed my ass off when I heard the "kerplunk".. ya man BAM! http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Sorry man

Impress Me... HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: 1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. kiss her, 4. caress her, 5. love her, 6. stroke her, 7. tease her, 8. comfort her, 9. protect her, 10. hug her, 11. hold her, 12. spend money on her, 13. wine & dine her, 14. buy things for her, 15. listen to her, 16. care for her, 17. stand by her, 18. support her, 19. go to the ends of the earth for her.... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked and Bring beer. This post has been promoted to an article

These were coolio. http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

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