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Pa. Woman Accused of Being a Potty Mouth http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Oct16/0,4...enities,00.html SCRANTON, Pa. — Talk about a potty mouth. A Scranton woman who allegedly shouted profanities at her overflowing toilet within earshot of a neighbor was cited for disorderly conduct, authorities said. Dawn Herb could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300. "It doesn't make any sense. I was in my house. It's not like I was outside or drunk," Herb told The Times-Tribune of Scranton. "The toilet was overflowing and leaking down into the kitchen and I was yelling (for my daughter) to get the mop." Herb doesn't recall exactly what she said, but she admitted letting more than a few choice words fly near an open bathroom window Thursday night. Her next-door neighbor, a city police officer who was off-duty at the time, asked her to keep it down, police said. When she continued, the officer called police. Mary Catherine Roper, an attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union in Philadelphia, took issue with the citation. "You can't prosecute somebody for swearing at a cop or a toilet," she said. GIVE ME A BREAK MAN!!!!

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LMAO damn this was a good one. http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

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Yikes what a night ..... sorry. My mom when she had her first child well seems to be that from what I have heard the first born seems to be the one to get the bumps if ya know what I mean hell man she placed my older sis on the changing table, dropped the diaper, mom bent down to get it ( holding sis with one hand) as she reached, and my sis rolled off the table BAM landed first on moms back then the floor. Man oh man mom felt horrible for a long time after that ......... Glad I am NOT the first born

True was one of my very first trips when I moved to Florida. The person underneath likes to be tickled.

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from. 2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. 3. One usually makes a better pie. 4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you! 5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face. 6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out. 7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with. 8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

1. So...What'd you get in the sack? 2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!! 3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it! 4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks! 5. I got the best piece from that house. 6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!! 7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling.... 8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!! 9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you. 10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

Ya know it can take one lame ass project to throw your grades down the toilet.

NO comment The person underneath is a lunatic

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Walk This Way ........ IMP (Aerosmith)

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I hope it all works out for ya GOOD LUCK!

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MY EYES..........MY EYES http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

Dracula

LOL ....... hell some peeps would

Some coolio advice there Wolfie gracias......what burns my toast is that I am usually so good at keeping stuff from getting misplaced around here my man is so disorganized so I am the one who deals with the receipts and pays all thge bills. Yeah I am the shredding queen I got on the Target website and as long as I paid with debit/credit they will give me an exchange they just have those records in their computers so it is all good for now oh and as far as thowing out the box learned the hard way to keep everything just in case. Now all we need to do is get our butts to Target eh Saturday

yeah it be coolio Wolfie the new skin not you http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

Sorry hun I know how tough college is just so glad I am almost DONE with it all anyways see if there is anything you can do to boost your grade talk to your prof. it can not hurt. I have been there and done that it all depends on how cool/not cool your prof. is .......... Good Luck

funeral

OK yeah I went to Target a few weeks back to buy a crock pot. My fiance does most of the cooking around here anyways we kinda left it on top of the dining room table we have been busy. Today he had a day off and decided to cook some meat he purchased OK so he gets everything ready and he plugs in the crock pot. Pushes the start button and NOTHING freakin' happens son of a biotch the crock pot is now a crap pot. I go in search of the reciept and yeah no can find, so if I get a chance tomorrow I am off to Target to return the stupid thing actually exchange it. DAMN!!! I hate it big time when ya buy something and the stupid thing will not work.

False the image of Gene Simmons GROSS! The person underneath loves to eat chocolate.

Sorry that you had some idiot jerk steal from you. yeah we had lockers also ya may want to use one especially after what happened to ya.