Wolfie

I think it's funny how with all the censorship that goes on to try to keep the airwaves clean, that there are some things that manage to slip through and aren't realized until it's far too late. I don't mean the Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction". I mean it getting by for hours, days or even weeks. Also if it's right in your face by just barely NOT crossing that fine line to being censored Starlight Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight Cool song and you'd think that it's all innocent and just nifty that it sounds like there are planes flying in it, but really.. It's about gettin some nooky. What's really awesome is that it became a hit and was played on the radio before the radio stations realized that it was a song about sex. By then, it was too late - at least, that's what I was told in reference to the radio stations. Meatloaf - Paradise By The Dashboard Light Barely 17 and barely dressed in the backseat of a car at night? Sounds like the kind of sophomore year I wanted to have. Oh, yeah, this one isn't quite as discreet about being about sex, but it does let you have some time to realize it before it just blatantly spells it out for you. Face it, sex sells. It's fun to see fun poked at it in various ways. Like in the Meatloaf song, the girl stops him just as he's about to score and then wants him to declare his love and devotion for her and then when he finally does and he gets his action, he's regretting it. http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

It was only about 30 mins. You complain if something takes 5 minutes when normally it takes 10.

Are you talking about the time you were being impatient, or the time when you didn't want to show any patience?

There were a couple of randoms in there with unmaxed gags. You can figure out why sounding all the way wouldn't have worked. She's just impatient.

I think I actually did one time. Have you ever met siblings that made out with each other?

Remind me when it's closer to Valentine's Day or St. Patrick's Day.

Yes. Ever farted in church?

No, I don't have a brother. What was I thinking? Besides Niagra Falls, Noah's Ark and the Hoover Dam? Ever had to poop so bad that you couldn't hold it any longer and came short of the toilet by 2 feet? (ie, you almost got to the toilet and got your clothes down to sit but when you were reaching the toilet, it came out anyways). Extra special if it was diarrhea

Only when it's a perfectly cooked steak and something happened where I couldn't eat it... or I ate it and wished I could eat it again. Ever had to pee so bad that you debated peeing on yourself just to feel better instead of trying to hold it until you got to a toilet?

True but ya coulda skipped her word and played with the original word. But yeah, you're right. Oh boo hoo hoo. Good grief.

Yes.

engage

Liar. I did that once to this friend that would just follow me around. She was a dog, and followed me around like a loyal puppy. I hopped off at the very last second and watched her as she rode off. I'd swear that she looked lonely when she was realizing what happened. Have you ever swallowed hydrogen peroxide on purpose?

Yes. Ever been named Jossi and turned out to be the most annoying person to have ever lived?

She's making it out to be worse than it is (in reference to me). She's more upset that she can't be obscene and vulgar.

(Say "Who let the nuts file?" like the song, "Who let the dogs out", it's funny.) Ok, so if anyone needs proof that anyone can sue for anything/any reason, here it is. These are real, but I put them in the humor section because of how freaking funny it is. Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html Source: http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_st...,293625,00.html

Yeah, and she's misrepresenting the reality.

Gladly. Ever had someone give you a titty-twister?

No, I don't kiss guys. Have you ever gotten fussed at for being really annoying?

I can think of 2 people who didn't read the rules of the game. I didn't say re-arrange the letters.

This is a twist on the "change a letter to make a new word" game. Here are the rules. Take the newest word and then change it to a new word using only ONE of the following 3 options: 1. Add a letter beginning or the end of the word, NOT in the middle of the word. Must be before or after. 2. Remove a letter from the beginning or the end of the word (same as adding a letter but removing instead). OR 3. Change only 1 letter in the word. Remember, can only use one of the above choices for changing the word. Also, don't revert the word backwards, ie, if someone adds a letter, don't remove that same letter to get the same word before them. Here's the first word: "enraged"

Either he's extremely potent, or she's extremely fertile.

How do I deserve it?

Happy B-day Trish, Trish McBurp, Trish McBoo, Navigator, etc...