Wolfie

You should throw the poopied diapers into a separate bag and then when that fills, put it into the big can, but do NOT close the bag up. That way if someone steals the can again, they'll have the massive stench to deal with. That should discourage them from stealing your can in the future.

*fluffs rat, pauses to 'rub his shoe against the floor' *ahem*, fluffs the rat some more, runs to get away from self generated aroma*

Kryptonian

Study both of those lines.

You. Smallville

Death

You could always stir the pot some by reporting the late openings. Yes, bad pun intended there. Anyways, if the hours posted say that they are open at a certain time, and they are always more than a couple of minutes late, then you could call the BBB and report it. It's bad business (and in fact, illegal) to advertise an opening time and then never open at that time. Just make sure that you won't need to use the cafeteria again, because they'll hate you once they are whipped back to work.

*carefully fluffs the rat for an unsaid reason*

PeopleAmandaWillHaveWhenShesAtTheStreetCorners... Seriously though... Overpaying

Nope, not always. Only when I don't have something to keep me or my mind preoccupied. The person underneath likes guys with long tongue (such as Gene from K.I.S.S.)

*disarms the rat and then fluffs*

My sister and I will BOTH carry the secret of that 'encounter' to the grave... In all seriousness, everyone has secrets. The person underneath has avoided someone because of owing money.

False. And you are a nag so hush. TPU has had really bad smelling SBD's before.

Phillies

You still knew I was referring to you as being synonymous with "wrong". Cream

False. Liar. False. In fact, I like having peanut butter cups, peanut butter topping in ice cream and so on. The person underneath is on their period.

Ginger

Oops, forgot. The person underneath is a nag.

To some people, it is. They don't realize that how they act on the road with their driving affects others. It's common courtesy and common knowledge that when there are 2 or more lanes, the left lane is the "fast lane". Meaning that you don't drag your feet by driving slowly. I can't say for certain, but I think that waste of a human life was on the cell phone. That's all fine and dandy, but when driving and using the phone, the phone gets your LEFT OVER attention span, not the first helpings of it. When I'm driving, if I talk on the phone, I don't give a shit who it is I'm on the phone with, the come second to the driving. If I feel that the driving needs more attention, then it gets it. I'll even flat out ignore the person on the phone without warning if necessary. I've never had an accident from talking on the phone, and I don't plan for that to ever change. Anyways, I hope that ass went griping to his friends, only for one of them to be like, "Seems weird that whenever you drive, everyone flicks you off..." and "I've seen you drive, you sure you didn't do something to provoke it first?" Would be awesome for him to explain it and then someone be like, "How fast were you going?" and then be fussed at.. "You were being an ass, that's why it happened." Sometimes the satisfaction isn't in getting revenge, but in the person realizing just how much of a screw up they were being and how they only made it worse by being a jerk about it.

*fluffs the rat to the point that she floats around* *attaches a leash to keep her nearby for more fluffing*

lambata? Did you mean "lambada"? Answer.

False. I KNOW that they are. Look at any baby advice column... Boils down to "when baby screams (feed) or (change diaper)" then repeat.

Ok so I was at the store the other night (CompUSA, go figure). Going to get on the interstate, it's a bit messed up. There are 2 left turn lanes, which then merge into one lane. Then up ahead, another lane merges in from the right (for traffic from the other direction). Ok so what happens? This freaking fool wedges himself up between the car ahead of me and myself, just so that they could get ahead of me. They could have merged behind me without any problems, since the next vehicle was a ways back. But nooo, instead they just HAD to nearly cause an accident just to be one vehicle ahead. Of course, they are completely stupid, saying as how they not only merged dangerously to the middle lane, then changed lanes a few times, but also because I managed to pass them and stayed in front of them the remainder of the time that I was on until my exit came up. THEN... On another day... You'll love this... Went by a sub shop (not Subway), then heading back home, I took a right onto a main 2 lane road. I got into the left lane, and wouldn't ya know it, but both lanes had slow pokes. Come on, 40mph in a 45mph stretch? No offense you stupid freak, but if you're not gonna do the speed limit (*cough or faster cough*) then get your ass to the right hand lane and let others pass by you. Ok so because of that slow ass, we got stopped at a light. THEN his royal slowness caused us to get stopped at the next light as well. So the person in the right hand lane pulled up some and made enough room that another car (followed by me) managed to get in front of the jerk in the left lane. That's when I decided to show my rear some. As we approached a 3rd light that was already red, I slowed down sooner than usual, with the prick getting up on my ass. When the light changed, since I was making a left at the next intersection, I drove excessively slow. Made sure that he saw what it was like to be stuck behind someone that's not even doing the speed limit. Ok so I go to make my left turn and then decide to tell him who's #1.. (For those who aren't to clever, that means showing the bird, the 1 finger salute, flicking them off, giving the finger, saying "sit and spin", "up yours", etc.) Ok so the guy is now roadraged, leaning out of his window, looking at me as he's driving past, flicking me off. Oh how fun. So I'm flooding him with the #1 as he's driving off and then I see him make a left a block down. I proceeded to go and then stopped next to an alley, to see if he was going to go past. When he didn't, I continued to the corner and made a right, while noticing him popping in at the first corner. Then went down a block and made another right, while he was turning that last corner I just came from. Ok so back at the main 2 lane road, I was waiting for traffic to clear up so I could go. Meanwhile he pulls up behind me. Mwahahaha, already have a plan in place. I had cell phone in hand and was getting 9-1-1 ready.. Plan was to notify them of the situation and then lure the stupid freak to where a police precinct used to be (but is still used for police business), basically into a army of cops. But, as I pulled off, I noticed that the ass was outside of his car, ready to walk up to mine and that was the last I saw of him. Darn, and I was hoping to see him get tazered by a trigger happy cop... Oh well.. Can't have everything.. After all, where would you put it?

She already knows not to give my name nor age out.

Amanda