Wolfie

*clicks the ducks wings, catches the rat and then proceeds to fluff*

Actress

Happy Birthday midget dwarf. Lemme go get a crumb from a cake so you can eat (I'll try to make it a small piece so you can finish it all).

When someone asks for a favor, the general rule of thumb is that the one being asked gets to add on extras. Would have been different if she had been like, "Hey a friend and I need to go bra shopping on Sat and we need a ride, so I was thinking that all 3 of us could go have some laughs while doing it..." because then yes, she's putting it out there that she needs you for the transportation, but is also making it that you are included in the plans of what to do while there. The only time it's ok to invite someone else along is when the one doing the favor says it. Like if she invites you over and you ask if you can bring a friend along. As for the "so many were depending on you" bull, ask her how 2 people can be counted as "so many people". If it turns out that she was making lots of plans dependent on your limoing her around, then just tell her that you have problems of your own that you have to take care of and that her problems aren't your problems nor are they your fault. Next time she's trying to rope you in for a ride, if your tank is nearly empty tell her that you're tank is running low and you're short on funds. If she offers anything less than $10 ($20 if it's more than a 20min drive), then laugh and be like, "You haven't been keeping up with the price of gas lately, have you?" I'm sure you see where I'm coming from. When she tries to pull the argument that $5 will cover the trip there and back, just make a point of the fact that breaking even (if it really would cover the cost) isn't the name of the game, that when someone wants a ride, they should offer more than enough funds to cover gas, not just enough to break-even. So then use her arguments against her. If she preaches about sex and then she gets laid, say something to her about it. "I thought you said that sex before marriage was wrong, so I guess that makes you wrong too eh?" Then the next time she's trying to preach about it, just remind her (better if in front of others) about who she was doing the other day. That's usually enough to shut someone up if they've been outed in front of a group, because then they all have ammo to use against the indecisive prude. Also, please continue on about her. This is the best place to vent it.

*plucks the duck* *fluffs the rat*

She's stubborn...JSYK.

Amanda Huggenkiss (aka Amanda aka Ginger Snaps aka Mrs. Spoiled aka Tempestuous Girl) showed me this video: (these guys REALLY need to get laid something fierce) URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/N1-25s4uwFQ

*pelusas la rata*

Tagalongs

True that, if we were talking about a moron contest.

GingerSnaps

My army is cooler and better... WE are the champions, my friend... URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/YCj-RyKCmHQ

*lanugine il ratto*

*duvets le rat*

Porterhouse

Yeah? You and what army?

I didn't ask...JSYK.

Awesome

*fluffy ratty*

Stupid

That recently? Wow. They must be a very forgettable team then. Which team is it again?

*fluffs the rat with static electricity*

Fun

IDC...JSYK.