Wolfie

You need help.

*fluffles the rat*

mirage

When you get a chance to talk to her, mention the conversation. Perhaps there's been a lot of messages lately from others that made it seem like she didn't need to see someone, but in the end she did. But perhaps she can leave instructions that you are an exception to the rule, where they'll let the her decide that per call.

Point made. You Airyed, so you also Errored. Airyheaded thing to do, Airying material for me to use. You're gonna be pulling your Airy out of your head by the time I'm done with the name. Airyway, your royal Airyness, enjoy the name while you can, I Airyntee you'll regret it soon enough. http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

*watches rat get sick but not die*

Mushroom

I personally think that she sorta likes the fluffing, despite how much she protests and fights about it. It's just a hunch.

*tosses the rat into the dryer with a sheet of fabric softener* That'll fluff her.

http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Had to quote that one.

Fart

Not all commercials are punishment. Some are quite funny. URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/s-sOmDISAo8

atomic

You would know, since you get stepped on all the time. Microbutch is short, JSYK.

*Calls a friend down below..* Hey Fred, did my home [Hell] freeze over or something?

That's unsanitary...JSYK.

Methane

Sounds to me like she thinks you're a limo and the cost is to con you into giving everyone a ride. Technically, food is a drug too. Anything that enters the body that has a chemical affect on the body is a drug (or something like that). What you should do is reverse it on her. Next time she's saying that you were high, be like, "No, it wasn't me, it was you." Then when she denies it, be like, "You just don't remember because the drugs make you forget." After a few times, I'm sure she'll get the hint. Either that, or she'll get real pissed and then you can tell her that it pisses you off when she makes comments like that to you (or about you). No offense, but if it were me, I would have shunned her a long time ago, or more likely, would have really chewed her ass out to let her know that her shit won't be tolerated.

*calls after-life buddy and has duck 'handled' for him* *fluffs the rat*

BBQ (BarbeQuack)... Hint hint..

[ignore this post, some self righteous idiot reported the videos and they have been removed.] Some YouTube clippings (that I uploaded of course)... The intro to the Star Wars parody URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/DNmGToEtT0o John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/ZtxSROeGx3s 'Luke' and 'C3P0' listing to the morning radio URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/jFuPVK9cN3c Danny Elfman URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/2jJ4n-Sf17Y Old perverted man singing a song to 'Luke' URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/gLS0u9KdVrs R2D2 taking out a Tie fighter with a handgun URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/pPRRwEskW2A Red Wing fighters checking in URL: http://www.youtube.com/v/_vEp2Ki_Enk

Loser

*catches the duck with clipped wings, pours BBQ sauce on the duck and tosses the duck into the oven* *fluffs the rat*

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Girls