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  1. Did the nurse speak with the doctor before she told you "If the medicine isn't working he needs to be seen." ? Usually when I have had to call back my doctor the nurse takes down my info tells me she will talk to my doctor and then she calls me back, so I am guessing she would have to speak with the doc before telling you anything Blah I hate doctors. Sorry fluffyrat I do hope your baby gets better soon.
  2. DEGREES OF BLONDE FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang At 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the Phone, listened a moment and said "How should I Know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One Notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down To pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror And says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar" The Second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the First blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on Her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to His apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the Door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her Purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, She is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and Puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of State capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask Me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told Her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US government class. The Professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then Finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware " SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to Find her house ransacked and burglarized. She Telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the Radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the First to respond. As the K-9 officer approached The house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran Out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the Cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I Come home to find all my possessions stolen. I Call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
  3. I do kinda enjoy the ones they show during the super bowl some are very coolio.
  4. http://omg.yahoo.com/spears-ordered-to-giv...rline/news/2792 Finally they take her kids but how how will Federline do seems to me those kids are so f'ing screwed up no matter what damn man they have two jackasses as parents poor kiddies.
  5. ^ so you would say it is legendary http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif
  6. I am outta here to get my ass in class .......... JSYK
  7. True and False I guess it all depends. The person underneath is a great pick up artist.
  8. http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Kinda forgot there you were about to go to sleep.
  9. So basically just a game to tell us what ya have planned for your day or what ya did etc......... I have to attend college later today right now chilling on line.
  10. I do not bother with commercials I usually change the channel or get something to drink.
  11. BONES

    PHILLIES

    I am not a baseball fan but glad to see Amanda is so happy.
  12. Adding my birthday wishes for ya.
  13. This reminds me of the last word game thread only we ........... wait for it. http://www.n-raged.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif *fluffs the rat*
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